Persons of Interest
Suspect 1: Steve Davis (at right)
Known alias: Lil' Boring Man
Case for: Right-hand man of Elon Musk (despite sitting on left). Fan of pineapples and cutting costs. Popular press reporting suggests operational control.
Case against: Boring name and a boring answer to the mystery. No seeming interest in the intricacies of government function.
Suspect 2: Elon Musk
Case for: Acknowledged "face" of DOGE, Paid $288 million to Trump campaign, has well documented obsession with Dogecoin / Doge meme, presented the work of DOGE to cabinet members.
Case against: Government has claimed that he is not the DOGE Administrator (press recap here, most notable declaration here). No seeming interest in the intricacies of government function.
Suspect 3: Bigfoot
Known alias: Sasquatch
Case for: Notoriously sneaky and hard to pin down. Many claims yet little evidence in support of those claims. Some claims to destruction of property.
Case against: Almost certainly does not exist. No seeming interest in the intricacies of government function.
Suspect 4: The Hamburglar
Case for: Known to associate with persons connected to the President. Notoriously sneaky and hard to pin down, enjoys taking things that are not his.
Case against: Typical interests limited to burgers and other Mcdonald's-related products. No seeming interest in the intricacies of government function.
There are a number of persons of interest in the case. Some seem quite possible and fit the psychological profile (see, e.g., self aggrandizing dog and Shiba Inu, at right). Others seem essentially eliminated yet remain possible suspects (with one claiming directly to be said administrator and the other vehemently denying it.)
Information on additional suspects can be directed here.
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